The Poshest Toilet Ever

This is the beach with the softest sand I've ever felt!

This is the beach with the softest sand I’ve ever felt!

My husband Mike and I stayed at the best Hyatt timeshare ever: Hyatt at Siesta Key on the Gulf Coast of Florida. Everything there is near-perfect: The beach is made of the softest, whitest sand; the pool is surrounded by lush tropical trees and plants; the people who work there are friendly and helpful. And our condo? It was a 2-bedroom, 3 bathroom-with-den wonder of loveliness. I enjoyed using the 6-burner Wolf stove (cooking Heaven on Earth), monster Subzero frig (less-than-perfect since the ice maker didn’t function) and 2-drawer dishwasher (cleanest dishes ever). But the most interesting thing in the condo?  The toilet in the master bath. Seriously!

What would you say if you saw this baby in my half bath?!


I’m pretty sure that I’ll never own a six-burner Wolf range or microwave, SubZero frig and probably not even a two-drawer dishwasher. But this toilet? It’s a distinct possibility, if for no other reason than how much fun I would have watching my guests’ faces for reactions as they exited our powder room. Woo Hoo! Would you be able to keep from commenting if you used this beauty at our home?

Oh yes! It even has a heated seat (three settings) and various water temps and wash cycles for your nether regions! I was in awe … and a bit intimidated. That said, I love a great adventure and this toilet provided one without me even leaving our condo. Mike, on the other hand, muttered something about lights, camera and too much action.

Have you ever used a toilet like this? Or even better … do you actually own one?!

Directional water sprays and a heated seat!

Directional water sprays AND a heated seat!


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